イングレスをやってなかったら言わなかった20の言葉。

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Deprecated: Calling static trait method VASOCIALBUZZ\Modules\Variable::sns_list is deprecated, it should only be called on a class using the trait in /var/www/vhosts/charingress.tokyo/httpdocs/wp-content/plugins/va-social-buzz/incs/class-module-shortcode.php on line 218

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Deprecated: Calling static trait method VASOCIALBUZZ\Modules\Functions::get_current_url is deprecated, it should only be called on a class using the trait in /var/www/vhosts/charingress.tokyo/httpdocs/wp-content/plugins/va-social-buzz/incs/class-module-shortcode.php on line 219

Deprecated: Calling static trait method VASOCIALBUZZ\Modules\Variable::notification_list is deprecated, it should only be called on a class using the trait in /var/www/vhosts/charingress.tokyo/httpdocs/wp-content/plugins/va-social-buzz/incs/class-module-shortcode.php on line 251

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Deprecated: Calling static trait method VASOCIALBUZZ\Modules\Variable::settings is deprecated, it should only be called on a class using the trait in /var/www/vhosts/charingress.tokyo/httpdocs/wp-content/plugins/va-social-buzz/incs/trait-variables.php on line 188

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ソーシャルで「20 things I wouldn't say if I weren't play ingress:」というミームが大ウケしています。
日本語で言うと「イングレスをやってなかったら言わなかった20のこと」という感じでしょうか。

イングレスをやってなかったら言わなかった20の言葉

「みんなはどう？」と投げかけられたこの20の言葉、海外文化特有の場所などもありますが、みなさん的にはどうでしょう？

How about yours? ;)

1. Fucking Smurfs!

   このクソッタレの青い小人め！

2. I need to hack today!

   今日のハック行かなきゃ。

3. Great! The light is red!

   よし！赤信号だ！

4. I'm going to church

   教会行ってくる。

5. I'm going to synagogue

   ユダヤ教の教会に行ってくる。

6. I'm going to cemetery

   お墓行ってくる。

7. I'm going to the kids playground

   公園行ってくるよ。

8. I can't wait to go to Disneyland!

   早くディズニーランドに行きたい！！

9. Who's up for a Smurf hunt?

   誰か小人狩りに行ける？

10. Do you have a couple of cubes?

    キューブいくつかもってる？

11. I still need to walk 1264 more kilometers

    あと1264キロ歩かなきゃ。

12. Today I'm gonna go to work 3 hours earlier

    今日は3時間早く出勤するんだ

13. I wonder if the park is opened at 3.00 am?

    この公園は朝3時に開いてる？

14. I'm gonna follow her to see where she lives!

    あの子がどこに住んでるかつけて確かめないと。

15. How meny keys do you have of the Police Station?

    警察署の鍵いくつ持ってる？

16. I'm going to church and then to the synagogue

    教会にいって、それからユダヤ教の教会も行くんだ。

17. I'm gonna burst the hell out of the Czech ambassy!

    チェコ大使館丸焼きにしてくる

18. I'm goona drive around this roundabout another time...

    この回り道、また今度もやろっと。

19. No one behinde me? Cool, I can slow down at 60km/h on this 90km/h road

    後ろに誰もいない？よし、この高速で60キロまでスピードを落とそう。

20. Present Chaos Create Future Civilization

    （未来の文明の為に混沌を与えよう）（今の混沌が来る文明を作る）・・グリフハックのパターンですね。

最後はワロタｗ

-イングレス
-イングレス, グリフハック, シナゴーグ, 公園, 教会